Pretty as a Porn Star

There’s this girl who works at the restaurant down the street from my office who looks JUST LIKE this girl I keep seeing when I’m surfing porn. She’s got the same huge tits, long hair dyed impossibly dark, and the same slutty, kind of pudgy face. I, of course, know what the porn star’s snatch [...]

The Opposite of Pretty Girl Syndrome

Yesterday I presented my theory on Pretty Girl Syndrome where a girl not only uses her looks to get what she wants, but eventually falls into the trap of not having and skills except manipulation with sex. It’s not really a new theory — Hollywood always has the snotty cheerleader or spoiled princess who finds [...]

Rambling about the super rich

I have a meeting later this week with some really rich guys. Like Billionaire level. While I know people are people, I’ve found dealing with the super rich is… different. They’re kind of disconnected, or, rather, walled off like they’re worried that everyone is out to get their money, probably because everyone is out to [...]

I’m an Intellectual Hooker

A colleague sent me one of those emails I hate seeing first thing in the morning — time stamped around midnight with the words “URGENT: need help” in the subject line. In other words, he’s taken on some kind of problem that he can’t figure out and he’s thrashing around hoping for a solution. I [...]

Afternoon hardons at the conference

They’re all sitting in that big windowless ballroom looking at a PowerPoint presentation about a bus system in Idaho. A mix of men and women, wide age range, uniformly glazing over. I wonder how many guys are getting post lunch hardons? It’s a legitimate question that I can never ask from the podium. But you’ve [...]

Life’s a pile of shit…

One might say I’m in a bit of a slump. Not on the introspective blogging thing, although it’s suffered over the past few weeks. Just in life in general. The reason the blogging has suffered is because I feel like my life is a little too ethereal already, and putting so much of myself into [...]

Showing Up Covered In Shit

I have to get up at 4:30 tomorrow, get to the airport, fly to Seattle, then to LA to make an 11 AM meeting. I have a 2:00 on the other side of the freeway (by some bizarre twist of providence I have two clients almost right next to each other in LA), then I [...]

Sex and The 300 Mile Rule

I need a new name for it, but there’s this concept I call “the 300 mile rule” where people get 300 miles from home and then fuck anything in sight. This isn’t limited to men (the radius is probably smaller for men), girls go wild on business trips and vacations. Part of it is probably [...]

Full Length Porno

So I was watching this porno at work this afternoon. I was the only one in the office, so don’t get any ideas about the kind of shop I run, even if you’re probably right. Anyhow, I don’t remember what I was searching for on YouPorn, but I came across a full length (that is, [...]

Jacking off to the Standard Fantasy

I notice my blogs haven’t had their sexual edge to them lately… I’m back to working on that large, internal business development project that took a huge chunk of my brain earlier in the year, and… yeah… I just don’t have a lot of anything left over. I’m doing two things — figuring out how [...]