Pretty as a Porn Star

There’s this girl who works at the restaurant down the street from my office who looks JUST LIKE this girl I keep seeing when I’m surfing porn. She’s got the same huge tits, long hair dyed impossibly dark, and the same slutty, kind of pudgy face. I, of course, know what the porn star’s snatch [...]

Cute at a distance

She had a shock of flaming red hair and her skin was beautiful and creamy as it seemed to shift colors while moved across the parking lot. The little blue sundress was simultaneously innocent and sexy giving her an alluring look that wasn’t slutty or dirty. The beautiful summer day probably helped a lot — [...]

Something about Feet

I never understood foot fetishes. I mean, I love a woman in stockings (I think pantyhose are a little ugly with that tab from the reinforced crotch running up her butt, but if I’m just seeing her legs, it doesn’t matter). I love a woman in fuck-me-pumps, with that arch to her foot and showing [...]

Wandering into an Adult Friend Finder Hookup

My buddy Don and I started drinking early that day… Well, actually, Don and his office manager started drinking REALLY early and I just kind of caught up in time to… well, catch up. The were at this dive bar near Don’s office that has an amazing selection of whiskeys — fill your card with [...]

The Opposite of Pretty Girl Syndrome

Yesterday I presented my theory on Pretty Girl Syndrome where a girl not only uses her looks to get what she wants, but eventually falls into the trap of not having and skills except manipulation with sex. It’s not really a new theory — Hollywood always has the snotty cheerleader or spoiled princess who finds [...]

Pretty girl syndrome

There’s a physical syndrome that stunts girls potential — I call it “pretty girl syndrome.” Girls who never learn how to do anything because they’re just too pretty… Girls who will always need the help of a rich boyfriend or husband because their handicap keeps them from ever being able to change a light bulb [...]

Gratuitous Nudity

I like casual nudity… There’s something extra intimate about watching her do simple things naked — despite the name of my blog, I’m not into schizer videos (shit is not a sex toy) but watching a woman take a piss is somehow a warm fuzzy intimate moment (emotionally warm and fuzzy, I’m not into golden [...]

My Neighbor Likes it When I Mow

My neighbor is a single mom. She seems nice enough, but she’s always at arm’s length — I don’t know, it’s probably some kind of trust thing and being a tall, kind of loud, a little arrogant, and definitively opinionated guy, I’m sure I fall into a “not to be trusted” category. And that’s probably [...]

Women Aren’t Cougars if they’re My Age

As I think I’ve made abundantly clear in my blog, I like mature women with a bit of padding, I like a woman who’s given up playing games with dating, and I like a woman who might actually catch some of my anachronistic references. And these women like me. If I were younger, they’d be [...]

Watching the Cougar Pounce

It’s a meat market… but they’ve got a great band. They play covers of 70′s hits like Freak Out and Earth Wind and Fire’s insidious song, September (ah di ah, tell me you remember, ah di a, dancing in September… Can’t get it out of my head once I think of it…) Fiona’s niece sings [...]