Semen — Wet or Dry, it’s Amazing Stuff

Semen is pretty amazing stuff. I mean a little goes a long ways… For example, if you’ve ever jacked off into the sink, you know that it takes a LOT of soap and water to get that nasty film off the surface of the porcelain, and that’s a fairly non-stick surface. I’ve had to deal [...]

Captured Semen and Hating Condoms

I hate condoms. Actually, “hate” is probably a pretty strong word as I’ve used them so rarely in my life, but I certainly don’t enjoy them. They DO lessen the sensation, and there’s something overly clinical about having that thing pulled out of it’s lubricated little package and rolled onto my cock. Yes, it can [...]

The Scent of a Woman (in my crotch)

There’s that distinct scent of a woman that lingers on my dick after sex. I can even take a thorough shower and it must be that her juices have soaked into my skin. When I go to the restroom later in the day and drop my drawers, the soft, yet unmistakable smell of sex wafts [...]

Disposing of Semen

Women might have to wash their hands after masturbating, but they don’t have the puddle of semen to deal with it. I know, it balances out because when they have sex, they have that puddle dribbling out of them, sometimes all day, so at some point or another, everyone has to deal with semen disposal. [...]

Comfortable Orgasm

I like being on the bottom. That doesn’t make me a “bottom” but it took a long time for my male brain to realize that it was actually proper, selfish, male pleasure that makes that position so enjoyable. Laying back with a woman on her side next to me is an almost Roman pleasure — [...]

You’re just tits and pussy

I love a woman with a brain, but sometimes I just want a pair of tits and a wet pussy to fuck. It doesn’t make you any less of a human being because all I want is your human body. If I check out a Schwarzenegger DVD from the library, rather than Chaucer, the the [...]

Men fuck virgins because they’re homophobes

I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day about hymens. He talked with all the bravado of a man that’s never actually fucked a virgin (see my blog Fucking Virgins) and as we talked about the whole idea of tearing a girls hymen, I realized something — his fantasy of fucking a [...]

Smuggling with Tits and Ass

The wisdom of the TSA says I can’t take more than about 3 ounces of liquids through the security checkpoint. Now, is it just me, or does this seem like a way to increase the airlines’ monopoly on you drinking in the air? It’s not like I couldn’t figure out ways to sneak liquids onto [...]

Women are sexy because men are horny

Naked is sexy. Little scraps of lingerie or swimwear are sexy. Covered in chocolate syrup is sexy. Pissing is sexy. Jiggling flesh is sexy. Being coy, being aggressive, being active, being passive, being just about anything, so long as you’re a woman… it’s sexy. Think about the archetypical sexy men — James Bond is sexy [...]

The Night I became a Vagina

I had this vividly weird dream where my face in a woman’s crotch, only that I was facing OUT. Somehow my mouth had become a vagina… I could still see and hear, but my face was planted firmly between a woman’s thighs, it was if my nose was her clitoris and my mouth her love [...]