She runs like a girl (a bouncy, sexy girl, that is)

You would think the heaving breasts would be the first thing I notice when I see a curvy jogger coming at me in the other direction, but her hands really are the first. Her hands wave back and forth avoiding hitting her bouncing bosom. It’s almost comical how her arms move — if a guy [...]

Topless/Topfree — I don’t care as long as boobs are involved

Tits are everywhere I look. I love tits, they scream “woman flesh” because, that’s what they are. Men don’t have tits, and man boobs don’t count as tits. Man boobs are just ugly fat, but woman boobs are concentrated female. And, unlike most concentrates, the bigger they get, the more concentration they demand. There’s a [...]

I’m a man — get over it

The voices of men have been silenced, or at least muffled. And while it’s not a new topic, I’m going to rant about it anyhow because I don’t want the topic to go completely away. I’m a man, and there’s nothing wrong with that. There’s nothing wrong that I get angry about things that are [...]

Breast Implants for Men

I saw this article years ago about how men can get pectoral implants and I’ve had a recurring disagreement with a number of women ever since — I feel breast enhancement surgery is fine, but getting implants to make your pecs look bigger is just plain wrong. Okay, I admit, both men and women look [...]

Why I’ll Fuck Velma of Scooby Doo

@maysgg71 changed her avatar picture on Twitter yesterday to this really slutty illustration of Velma from Scooby Doo. Now there are times, like with the girl I met at that party that I don’t really know why I want to fuck a particular woman… just something in my hindbrain, or lower, makes me want to [...]

You’re just tits and pussy

I love a woman with a brain, but sometimes I just want a pair of tits and a wet pussy to fuck. It doesn’t make you any less of a human being because all I want is your human body. If I check out a Schwarzenegger DVD from the library, rather than Chaucer, the the [...]

Corporate Tits

I was getting some shit from folks who read my blog because every time I post a picture of a woman she has these enormous, fake knockers. They usually have shoulder length blonde hair and full, fake eyelashes. They are as appetizing as a Big Mac, which is to say, you want that meaty goodness [...]

Boob… er, eye contact

I’m not sorry I stare at your tits. I love big tits… I love deep cleavage… I should get to look at the things I love. I do, actually make eye contact, but if you’ve got the girls on display in a nice, low cut top, maybe with a little lace poking through, or a [...]

Oh Shelly and her Big Tits

I got a new follower on twitter the day before yesterday, @0h_shelly. She’s built just how I like ‘em — blonde, petite and with big tits. I’m honored that I was one of the first people she followed, well, maybe not honored, but I did like seeing her pic show up in my twitter stream. [...]

Titties in the workplace

The hard part about always being horny is the legal system. I can actually go to jail for being horny, not because I did anything, but because I cross some invisible line between flirtation and harassment and possibly verbal assault. The problem is, you don’t know where that line is until after you cross it, [...]