Angry at my erections

I had this worry, as I’m sure a lot of men do at some time or another, that my erections just weren’t as hard as they once were. Sure, I was worrying about this during the fourth or fifth time I was jacking off that day, but it becomes this almost self-reinforcing thing — I [...]

Pretty as a Porn Star

There’s this girl who works at the restaurant down the street from my office who looks JUST LIKE this girl I keep seeing when I’m surfing porn. She’s got the same huge tits, long hair dyed impossibly dark, and the same slutty, kind of pudgy face. I, of course, know what the porn star’s snatch [...]

A bit of sensual porn

I came across this image while surfing porn the other day and I just had to share it. In my horny opinion, it’s perfect, and yet, it’s not hardcore (yet, the series definitely gets there, but not yet). There isn’t any one thing that really jumps out at me… well, there are two obvious things [...]

Sex and the Fantasy Bride

Big fuss about “The Dress” for today’s royal wedding. It was alright… I think Grace Kelly wore that style better, but then I’ve always had a thing for Grace Kelly and Kate Middleton doesn’t exactly turn my crank. I’m not really into costumes… I suppose a wedding dress is “costume with a purpose” or “socially [...]

Sexpot in the Hotel Lobby

She was wearing five inch stiletto heels — without the shoes she couldn’t have been much taller that five foot nothing. Her legs were clad in black, floral lace… I’m not sure why flowers say “girlie girl” but a pretty girl wrapped in pretty flowers makes me pretty horny. The amount of cleavage was impressive, [...]

Social Media Masturbation

I got followed by this guy on Twitter with the handle @BloggingGenius which I thought was a pretty arrogant, presumptuous name to give yourself. @AllisonHiromi labeled it as “Social Media Masturbation.” I suppose it’s dumb of me to even take note of someone like @BloggingGenius when the Internet is filled with people who are looking [...]

Sex with Love Dolls

I posted a rather morose piece yesterday about how burning oil is akin to the black arts of necromancy — raising the dead to steal their power. It’s part of a wider thought process about laziness, idiots and death, but it led me to today’s blog. Love dolls are like corpses, therefore, sex with a [...]

Sexy Pretend Time and Reality

I read a great blog a while back about a woman who’s boyfriend had a Domme come over to dominate her. Apparently the Domme came in and laid down the rules, things like, “You will call me Mistress” to which the girlfriend said, “Um. No.” And laughed. Poor Domme had no control, and honestly, hadn’t [...]

Portland Snow and Anguilla Sun

I love the feel of heavy blankets in a cold room in the wintertime, more so if I have someone to share the bed with. The cocoon of the blankets, two bodies pressed together for warmth, and a bit more, sometimes a lot more… Even without the passion of love making, there’s a wonderful comfort [...]

The availability of kink

We all have different facets of our personality that we show different people — the woman who’s a dirty sex toy with her lover can also be a manager of a successful company. The good father might be an e dropping raver on the weekends. We all have extremes, and we know who we can [...]