Sexual Predator — Why is that a bad thing?

He’s a pervert, a sexual predator, and he needs to be punished. Actually, I know a lot people who enjoy being punished… but that’s another story. David Wu is in trouble for being “acting in a sexually aggressive manner towards” an 18 year old daughter of one of his supporters. The age thing aside (he’s [...]

Watching the Cougar Pounce

It’s a meat market… but they’ve got a great band. They play covers of 70′s hits like Freak Out and Earth Wind and Fire’s insidious song, September (ah di ah, tell me you remember, ah di a, dancing in September… Can’t get it out of my head once I think of it…) Fiona’s niece sings [...]

Straightening my Kinks

They say that there’s a “gay gene” which means there’s a “hereto gene” and probably a “kink gene.” Turns out a lot of social behavior is genetic — that fine line between genius and psychopath. A great deal of our trusting of others, and our willingness to take advantage of that trust, all have a [...]

Contextual Sin

After I posted my Jesus left some sin on my doorstep blog yesterday, I asked @Fallen_Depths to define sin for me. A bit of a Twitter discussion ensued. Our resident, ex-Rabbi, @byepluto said “Sin is just a word the church uses to keep you from enjoying yourself,” @Fallen_Depths responded, “No it’s not – and you [...]

Jesus left some sin on my doorstep

I was suffering a kind of a food hangover today — far too much greasy shit yesterday (lunch was halibut cakes on mashed potatoes with a California Zin and then the every popular espresso martini afterwards, dinner was scotch egg, bratwurst and potato pancakes with an imperial pint of Spaten Optimator and then an espresso [...]

Taking a Dick in the Ass for Fun — TMI?

I read this blog by disgracefuldame entitled Analyst yesterday about how much she likes anal sex. Clever title aside, it naturally got me thinking… Two thoughts, really… First, there’s the “we don’t talk about…” side of sex. We live in a world where you can show ass licking (or at least heavily imply) on Sex [...]

A drunken ramble about drinking

Until the end of the 19th century, beer was the main beverage of choice for breakfast. We had that attempt at prohibition, but all that did was create some great cocktails. Then we settled into the 3 martini lunches… but somewhere along the line drinking became… bad. Yet, we’re still the same people we were. [...]

Sex and The 300 Mile Rule

I need a new name for it, but there’s this concept I call “the 300 mile rule” where people get 300 miles from home and then fuck anything in sight. This isn’t limited to men (the radius is probably smaller for men), girls go wild on business trips and vacations. Part of it is probably [...]

Being “Naughty”

After our recent visit to the strip club I got to thinking about people “being naughty.” By being naughty, I don’t mean just doing something that’s outside the rules, I do that all the time. I mean people who have an almost childlike pleasure in doing something they know they aren’t supposed to be doing. [...]

On Body Hair (or off with it, depending)

I’m not a big fan of body hair, but then I don’t like completely nude skin either… We are human beings, after all, so there should be something between mannequin and gorilla. Sure, there’s “inappropriate hair” and by inappropriate I mean, in the wrong places. A tuft of hair growing out of your upper arm [...]