Pimping Plastic — Consider a Realdoll Brothel

The idea of buying some Realdolls and pimping them out in a brothel came up in conversation on Twitter today… Man I love Twitter sometimes. The conversations I can have there that I consider normal but my clients threaten “harassment suits” over… But I digress. @SonomaMadman said. “i had a (lady) friend who wanted to [...]

Vaginal Sashimi

The soft texture, the delicate flavor, the sensual presentation… Sashimi or pussy? Shaved pussy definitely has it’s similarities to sushi, heck, even a bit of a bush could be akin to yaki nori, and sometimes pubic hair is easier to eat than dried seaweed. There are major differences, of course. You won’t see me blowing [...]

Semen — Wet or Dry, it’s Amazing Stuff

Semen is pretty amazing stuff. I mean a little goes a long ways… For example, if you’ve ever jacked off into the sink, you know that it takes a LOT of soap and water to get that nasty film off the surface of the porcelain, and that’s a fairly non-stick surface. I’ve had to deal [...]

Full Length Porno

So I was watching this porno at work this afternoon. I was the only one in the office, so don’t get any ideas about the kind of shop I run, even if you’re probably right. Anyhow, I don’t remember what I was searching for on YouPorn, but I came across a full length (that is, [...]

Captured Semen and Hating Condoms

I hate condoms. Actually, “hate” is probably a pretty strong word as I’ve used them so rarely in my life, but I certainly don’t enjoy them. They DO lessen the sensation, and there’s something overly clinical about having that thing pulled out of it’s lubricated little package and rolled onto my cock. Yes, it can [...]

Tourist in a Strip Club

@Charlie_W_ had just a few simple requests for her trip to Portland — see the Pacific Ocean, try Cajun food and go to a strip club. The impression I get of British strip clubs is pretty tame, and the clubs in Portland are… well, they are tame, the way a lion roaring in the zoo [...]

On Body Hair (or off with it, depending)

I’m not a big fan of body hair, but then I don’t like completely nude skin either… We are human beings, after all, so there should be something between mannequin and gorilla. Sure, there’s “inappropriate hair” and by inappropriate I mean, in the wrong places. A tuft of hair growing out of your upper arm [...]

Sex — we don’t see much, do we?

It’s funny how visual men are about sex and yet how little of it we actually see when doing it. I mean, your average night of passion is with the lights off and quite often under the covers, not exactly the most visually stimulating circumstances. Foreplay involves a lot of looking… back up… Dating involves [...]

The Scent of a Woman (in my crotch)

There’s that distinct scent of a woman that lingers on my dick after sex. I can even take a thorough shower and it must be that her juices have soaked into my skin. When I go to the restroom later in the day and drop my drawers, the soft, yet unmistakable smell of sex wafts [...]

Disposing of Semen

Women might have to wash their hands after masturbating, but they don’t have the puddle of semen to deal with it. I know, it balances out because when they have sex, they have that puddle dribbling out of them, sometimes all day, so at some point or another, everyone has to deal with semen disposal. [...]