Angry at my erections

I had this worry, as I’m sure a lot of men do at some time or another, that my erections just weren’t as hard as they once were. Sure, I was worrying about this during the fourth or fifth time I was jacking off that day, but it becomes this almost self-reinforcing thing — I [...]

Pretty as a Porn Star

There’s this girl who works at the restaurant down the street from my office who looks JUST LIKE this girl I keep seeing when I’m surfing porn. She’s got the same huge tits, long hair dyed impossibly dark, and the same slutty, kind of pudgy face. I, of course, know what the porn star’s snatch [...]

Sanitizing and Justifying Bondage

In my porning I come across “clean bondage” sites — I say “clean” because they’re kind of sanitized. They’re clean people in very nice dungeons, with very professional lighting and camera angles. This isn’t a series snapped from a phone on some drunken night where you piece it together the next day like in The [...]

A bit of sensual porn

I came across this image while surfing porn the other day and I just had to share it. In my horny opinion, it’s perfect, and yet, it’s not hardcore (yet, the series definitely gets there, but not yet). There isn’t any one thing that really jumps out at me… well, there are two obvious things [...]

Be my Porn

I look at a lot of porn on-line. It’s not that I love the women of porn, it’s not that I even like porn that much, but I do like orgasms. Part of Fiona’s problem with my porn is that it’s a habit — big tits and orgasms become routine. The same rule can be [...]

Fucking looks painful

I turn off the sound when I’m watching a porn video clip — part of it is privacy and part of it is that any “dialogue” is really distracting. But when you don’t hear those moans of pleasure, and when you glance away from her bouncing tits or that quivering ass, you notice something. People [...]

The Orgasm Indexes

I’m trying to make some money… Not just for things like food, clothing and shelter, but because, as it turns out, women orgasm more with wealthy men. It’s true, or at least that’s what they said in the Telegraph the other day… (Women get more pleasure in bed from wealthy men). Psychologists apparently have decided [...]

Full Length Porno

So I was watching this porno at work this afternoon. I was the only one in the office, so don’t get any ideas about the kind of shop I run, even if you’re probably right. Anyhow, I don’t remember what I was searching for on YouPorn, but I came across a full length (that is, [...]

Strip Clubs, Gay Bars and Rodin

I’m planning a night out Friday that will involve at least one strip club, which considering how many there are in Portland, Oregon, it’s really not much of a stretch of the imagination to find yourself in a bar with a naked woman stretching imaginatively. What I find interesting is how often I end up [...]

Jacking off to the news

I love female newscasters… They aren’t over the top hot, but they dress well, wear a lot of make up, but tastefully, have great hair, accessorize… It’s probably part of my “I love women who dress like women” thing, but these women ooze femininity, even when talking about a bomb going off at a roadside [...]