Angry at my erections

I had this worry, as I’m sure a lot of men do at some time or another, that my erections just weren’t as hard as they once were. Sure, I was worrying about this during the fourth or fifth time I was jacking off that day, but it becomes this almost self-reinforcing thing — I [...]

Masturbatory Anti-Depressants

When I’m depressed I masturbate. A lot. I mean like 5-6 times a day if I can find the time. And with Internet porn on my computer, phone and even the big TV screen, it’s easy to find the time. And I’ve been finding a lot of time lately. Big, bouncy boobs on the screen [...]

Afternoon hardons at the conference

They’re all sitting in that big windowless ballroom looking at a PowerPoint presentation about a bus system in Idaho. A mix of men and women, wide age range, uniformly glazing over. I wonder how many guys are getting post lunch hardons? It’s a legitimate question that I can never ask from the podium. But you’ve [...]

Fucking looks painful

I turn off the sound when I’m watching a porn video clip — part of it is privacy and part of it is that any “dialogue” is really distracting. But when you don’t hear those moans of pleasure, and when you glance away from her bouncing tits or that quivering ass, you notice something. People [...]

The Male Horny Cycle and You

It’s funny how my sexual urges swing back and forth. I mean, I’m always up for sex, but sometimes I really need to get laid to the point that my erection is so hard it feels like my dick’s going to burst. But other times, it’s just, “Oh, well, if you want to, then sure.” [...]

Semen — Wet or Dry, it’s Amazing Stuff

Semen is pretty amazing stuff. I mean a little goes a long ways… For example, if you’ve ever jacked off into the sink, you know that it takes a LOT of soap and water to get that nasty film off the surface of the porcelain, and that’s a fairly non-stick surface. I’ve had to deal [...]

Why I know I’m Not Gay

I’m a pretty open minded person — there’s no such thing as a victimless crime because if there aren’t any victims, it isn’t a crime. What two consenting adults do is between them and I’m not in any position to judge. Of course, they need to judge themselves from time to time. There’s the bullshit [...]

Jacking off to the Standard Fantasy

I notice my blogs haven’t had their sexual edge to them lately… I’m back to working on that large, internal business development project that took a huge chunk of my brain earlier in the year, and… yeah… I just don’t have a lot of anything left over. I’m doing two things — figuring out how [...]

Captured Semen and Hating Condoms

I hate condoms. Actually, “hate” is probably a pretty strong word as I’ve used them so rarely in my life, but I certainly don’t enjoy them. They DO lessen the sensation, and there’s something overly clinical about having that thing pulled out of it’s lubricated little package and rolled onto my cock. Yes, it can [...]

Cock and balls and underwear

I know I’ve written on the topic of my big balls, but they seem to be hanging particularly low and to the right at the moment… Part of the problem is modern underwear — okay, actually, part of the problem is that my underwear is falling somewhat into antiquity and I need to get some [...]