Angry at my erections

I had this worry, as I’m sure a lot of men do at some time or another, that my erections just weren’t as hard as they once were. Sure, I was worrying about this during the fourth or fifth time I was jacking off that day, but it becomes this almost self-reinforcing thing — I [...]

Sexual Predator — Why is that a bad thing?

He’s a pervert, a sexual predator, and he needs to be punished. Actually, I know a lot people who enjoy being punished… but that’s another story. David Wu is in trouble for being “acting in a sexually aggressive manner towards” an 18 year old daughter of one of his supporters. The age thing aside (he’s [...]

Something about Feet

I never understood foot fetishes. I mean, I love a woman in stockings (I think pantyhose are a little ugly with that tab from the reinforced crotch running up her butt, but if I’m just seeing her legs, it doesn’t matter). I love a woman in fuck-me-pumps, with that arch to her foot and showing [...]

Wandering into an Adult Friend Finder Hookup

My buddy Don and I started drinking early that day… Well, actually, Don and his office manager started drinking REALLY early and I just kind of caught up in time to… well, catch up. The were at this dive bar near Don’s office that has an amazing selection of whiskeys — fill your card with [...]

The Opposite of Pretty Girl Syndrome

Yesterday I presented my theory on Pretty Girl Syndrome where a girl not only uses her looks to get what she wants, but eventually falls into the trap of not having and skills except manipulation with sex. It’s not really a new theory — Hollywood always has the snotty cheerleader or spoiled princess who finds [...]

My Neighbor Likes it When I Mow

My neighbor is a single mom. She seems nice enough, but she’s always at arm’s length — I don’t know, it’s probably some kind of trust thing and being a tall, kind of loud, a little arrogant, and definitively opinionated guy, I’m sure I fall into a “not to be trusted” category. And that’s probably [...]

Women Aren’t Cougars if they’re My Age

As I think I’ve made abundantly clear in my blog, I like mature women with a bit of padding, I like a woman who’s given up playing games with dating, and I like a woman who might actually catch some of my anachronistic references. And these women like me. If I were younger, they’d be [...]

Watching the Cougar Pounce

It’s a meat market… but they’ve got a great band. They play covers of 70′s hits like Freak Out and Earth Wind and Fire’s insidious song, September (ah di ah, tell me you remember, ah di a, dancing in September… Can’t get it out of my head once I think of it…) Fiona’s niece sings [...]

I write like a girl

There’s this website, GenderAnalyzer that claims it can tell what gender the author is by analyzing the style and comparing it to 110,000 blogs. It’s 77% certain I’m a woman. I’m a bit more certain than that I’m not a woman. I’m assuming it’s because I talk about sensuality and when dissecting a picture of [...]

Death is in the air

I got home from work the other day and smelled it… something dead. Fiona said it just smelled like fertilizer. One of my neighbors had the same conversation — he said it smelled like something died, his wife said it was just some, musky organic smell. My neighbor and I have both smelled dead things [...]