Sexual Predator — Why is that a bad thing?

He’s a pervert, a sexual predator, and he needs to be punished. Actually, I know a lot people who enjoy being punished… but that’s another story. David Wu is in trouble for being “acting in a sexually aggressive manner towards” an 18 year old daughter of one of his supporters. The age thing aside (he’s [...]

Something about Feet

I never understood foot fetishes. I mean, I love a woman in stockings (I think pantyhose are a little ugly with that tab from the reinforced crotch running up her butt, but if I’m just seeing her legs, it doesn’t matter). I love a woman in fuck-me-pumps, with that arch to her foot and showing [...]

Sanitizing and Justifying Bondage

In my porning I come across “clean bondage” sites — I say “clean” because they’re kind of sanitized. They’re clean people in very nice dungeons, with very professional lighting and camera angles. This isn’t a series snapped from a phone on some drunken night where you piece it together the next day like in The [...]

Wandering into an Adult Friend Finder Hookup

My buddy Don and I started drinking early that day… Well, actually, Don and his office manager started drinking REALLY early and I just kind of caught up in time to… well, catch up. The were at this dive bar near Don’s office that has an amazing selection of whiskeys — fill your card with [...]

Pimping Plastic — Consider a Realdoll Brothel

The idea of buying some Realdolls and pimping them out in a brothel came up in conversation on Twitter today… Man I love Twitter sometimes. The conversations I can have there that I consider normal but my clients threaten “harassment suits” over… But I digress. @SonomaMadman said. “i had a (lady) friend who wanted to [...]

Women Aren’t Cougars if they’re My Age

As I think I’ve made abundantly clear in my blog, I like mature women with a bit of padding, I like a woman who’s given up playing games with dating, and I like a woman who might actually catch some of my anachronistic references. And these women like me. If I were younger, they’d be [...]

A bit of sensual porn

I came across this image while surfing porn the other day and I just had to share it. In my horny opinion, it’s perfect, and yet, it’s not hardcore (yet, the series definitely gets there, but not yet). There isn’t any one thing that really jumps out at me… well, there are two obvious things [...]

Sex and the Fantasy Bride

Big fuss about “The Dress” for today’s royal wedding. It was alright… I think Grace Kelly wore that style better, but then I’ve always had a thing for Grace Kelly and Kate Middleton doesn’t exactly turn my crank. I’m not really into costumes… I suppose a wedding dress is “costume with a purpose” or “socially [...]

Sexpot in the Hotel Lobby

She was wearing five inch stiletto heels — without the shoes she couldn’t have been much taller that five foot nothing. Her legs were clad in black, floral lace… I’m not sure why flowers say “girlie girl” but a pretty girl wrapped in pretty flowers makes me pretty horny. The amount of cleavage was impressive, [...]

Corporate Relations (or “Managing your women”)

“nicolasa” asked in reply to my blog Wives, Mistresses and Furniture: Would there even be love in something like this, or is everyone too busy playing a game? It seems like the man would lose if someone got greedy. Do you think it takes three to make one person satisfied in all areas of a [...]