Wandering into an Adult Friend Finder Hookup

My buddy Don and I started drinking early that day… Well, actually, Don and his office manager started drinking REALLY early and I just kind of caught up in time to… well, catch up. The were at this dive bar near Don’s office that has an amazing selection of whiskeys — fill your card with [...]

My Neighbor Likes it When I Mow

My neighbor is a single mom. She seems nice enough, but she’s always at arm’s length — I don’t know, it’s probably some kind of trust thing and being a tall, kind of loud, a little arrogant, and definitively opinionated guy, I’m sure I fall into a “not to be trusted” category. And that’s probably [...]

The guy on the other barstool

It was crowded at the pub tonight. Wednesday… No rhyme or reason, just the way it was. Fiona needed to eat, and while I’d had a late, heavy lunch, I was willing to drink. There was one seat and it looked like the two women next to that seat were about ready to go, so [...]

A Vignette About a Woman at the Bar

She was overly made up… black hair, pale skin, perfect red lipstick. Her eye make up almost made her look ill… almost. Actually there was something kind of classy, kind of slutty about her. She runs an “interiors shop” a block from the bar — beds and mirrors and other things that make me think [...]

Hot Coffee and Hot Baristas

I wonder how often the Starbucks girls get hit on. Once they pull their hair back and put on the green apron, they’re all pretty interchangeable, and while the toned down look of a Starbucks barista shouldn’t be a turn on, there’s something about those girls that makes me want to ask them out for [...]

The Orgasm Indexes

I’m trying to make some money… Not just for things like food, clothing and shelter, but because, as it turns out, women orgasm more with wealthy men. It’s true, or at least that’s what they said in the Telegraph the other day… (Women get more pleasure in bed from wealthy men). Psychologists apparently have decided [...]

College Girls and Dog Shit — a Life Lesson

There was this girl I liked in college; we worked together on the underground alternative newspaper, and she was one of those almost exotic nerdy girls. It was all business as we worked through typesetting and production work, but one day I was able to get the casual coffee that turned into the long walk [...]

A Woman’s Smile (and a man’s libido)

As I got coffee this morning at the hotel the young woman behind the front desk glanced up and smiled at me. That really primitive bit of my hindbrain’s hindbrain immediately thought, “she wants me” although even my hindbrain is more sophisticated than that and knows she’s just saying “hi.” But there’s something more than [...]

The Opposite of a Strip Club — Watching her Get Dressed

I like watching a woman get dressed. I know, that sounds backwards, after all there are strip joints, but you never see a bar advertising, “Watch her get FULLY CLOTHED!” Of course, watching her get dressed isn’t just the opposite of a strip club because of her actions, but because where a stripper is an [...]

Being “Naughty”

After our recent visit to the strip club I got to thinking about people “being naughty.” By being naughty, I don’t mean just doing something that’s outside the rules, I do that all the time. I mean people who have an almost childlike pleasure in doing something they know they aren’t supposed to be doing. [...]