Sexpot in the Hotel Lobby

She was wearing five inch stiletto heels — without the shoes she couldn’t have been much taller that five foot nothing. Her legs were clad in black, floral lace… I’m not sure why flowers say “girlie girl” but a pretty girl wrapped in pretty flowers makes me pretty horny. The amount of cleavage was impressive, [...]

Sex with Love Dolls

I posted a rather morose piece yesterday about how burning oil is akin to the black arts of necromancy — raising the dead to steal their power. It’s part of a wider thought process about laziness, idiots and death, but it led me to today’s blog. Love dolls are like corpses, therefore, sex with a [...]

Semen — Wet or Dry, it’s Amazing Stuff

Semen is pretty amazing stuff. I mean a little goes a long ways… For example, if you’ve ever jacked off into the sink, you know that it takes a LOT of soap and water to get that nasty film off the surface of the porcelain, and that’s a fairly non-stick surface. I’ve had to deal [...]

Tourist in a Strip Club

@Charlie_W_ had just a few simple requests for her trip to Portland — see the Pacific Ocean, try Cajun food and go to a strip club. The impression I get of British strip clubs is pretty tame, and the clubs in Portland are… well, they are tame, the way a lion roaring in the zoo [...]

The Scent of a Woman (in my crotch)

There’s that distinct scent of a woman that lingers on my dick after sex. I can even take a thorough shower and it must be that her juices have soaked into my skin. When I go to the restroom later in the day and drop my drawers, the soft, yet unmistakable smell of sex wafts [...]

Fucking in Limbo

I came all over her face and tits… no, wait, let me give you some background first… You may recall the Limbo Girlfriend — the woman I live with but haven’t had sex with for eons. We separated the sex and relationship thing just fine — no sex, good friends, unclear on the relationship other [...]

Why I’ll Fuck Velma of Scooby Doo

@maysgg71 changed her avatar picture on Twitter yesterday to this really slutty illustration of Velma from Scooby Doo. Now there are times, like with the girl I met at that party that I don’t really know why I want to fuck a particular woman… just something in my hindbrain, or lower, makes me want to [...]

Comfortable Orgasm

I like being on the bottom. That doesn’t make me a “bottom” but it took a long time for my male brain to realize that it was actually proper, selfish, male pleasure that makes that position so enjoyable. Laying back with a woman on her side next to me is an almost Roman pleasure — [...]

Wall Street Fucked Me in the Ass and Made me Clean its Cock

I realized today why I identify with women — Wall Street totally fucked me like its bitch. Think of it… Wall St. is the insensitive guy and those of us on Main St. are the unfortunate girlfriend. I know, Wally seemed like such a great guy, with his fancy suits, expensive cars and the way [...]

You’re just tits and pussy

I love a woman with a brain, but sometimes I just want a pair of tits and a wet pussy to fuck. It doesn’t make you any less of a human being because all I want is your human body. If I check out a Schwarzenegger DVD from the library, rather than Chaucer, the the [...]