The Perfect Gooddump Fan Photo

She’s not a fan, hell, she doesn’t even follow me on twitter, but if anyone has a profile photo that says, “I love Gooddump” better than this, I’d love to see it. I have to wonder… is the woman in the photo shocked by something she sees in the toilet, embarrassed to be caught in [...]

Women Aren’t Cougars if they’re My Age

As I think I’ve made abundantly clear in my blog, I like mature women with a bit of padding, I like a woman who’s given up playing games with dating, and I like a woman who might actually catch some of my anachronistic references. And these women like me. If I were younger, they’d be [...]

I write like a girl

There’s this website, GenderAnalyzer that claims it can tell what gender the author is by analyzing the style and comparing it to 110,000 blogs. It’s 77% certain I’m a woman. I’m a bit more certain than that I’m not a woman. I’m assuming it’s because I talk about sensuality and when dissecting a picture of [...]

Reality or Delusion — I hate choices like that…

I probably talk about sex a lot because it’s one of the most primal, natural things we can do, and yet it’s the most fucked up repressed thing in our society. Of course, it’s not just sex… it’s body functions, it’s family, it’s… it’s everything. As I read my blog, my private journal, and my [...]

You don’t love me… whoever you are

You don’t love me. Really. And you know it. But women love to say “love.” They love to talk about the mysterious stranger or the celebrity as if they have a personal attachment with him. Women love Stephen Colbert. Women love Barrack Obama. Women love Edward and Jacob. Women love lots of men that they [...]

Generalizations

Kitty Thomas didn’t like my generalzation that “all women are liars” in my blog yesterday (Do women really like semen?). She did say that she was, perhaps, not in the best of an emotional state, and I did say, repeatedly, in my blog, that I was generalizing for the sake of exploring a vague idea. [...]

Life’s a pile of shit…

One might say I’m in a bit of a slump. Not on the introspective blogging thing, although it’s suffered over the past few weeks. Just in life in general. The reason the blogging has suffered is because I feel like my life is a little too ethereal already, and putting so much of myself into [...]

Social Media Masturbation

I got followed by this guy on Twitter with the handle @BloggingGenius which I thought was a pretty arrogant, presumptuous name to give yourself. @AllisonHiromi labeled it as “Social Media Masturbation.” I suppose it’s dumb of me to even take note of someone like @BloggingGenius when the Internet is filled with people who are looking [...]

An Average Friday Night

Tonight was one of those basic Portland nights… I was working through this problem of how to manage clients and vendors with a web based application when Fiona texted me to say she was almost done at the salon, only the women who run the upstairs facial and nail faction were celebrating because they put [...]

Smart People/Stupid Shit (or the art of rationalizing)

Humans are great at rationalizing shit… The smarter you are, the better you are at making really stupid shit sound reasonable. And if you drink your own Kool-Aid, you find yourself dead in a jungle in Africa. Literally. The problem I have is that as good as I am at rationalizing shit, I’m equally good [...]