Sexpot in the Hotel Lobby

She was wearing five inch stiletto heels — without the shoes she couldn’t have been much taller that five foot nothing. Her legs were clad in black, floral lace… I’m not sure why flowers say “girlie girl” but a pretty girl wrapped in pretty flowers makes me pretty horny. The amount of cleavage was impressive, [...]

Taking a Dick in the Ass for Fun — TMI?

I read this blog by disgracefuldame entitled Analyst yesterday about how much she likes anal sex. Clever title aside, it naturally got me thinking… Two thoughts, really… First, there’s the “we don’t talk about…” side of sex. We live in a world where you can show ass licking (or at least heavily imply) on Sex [...]

Heated Toilet Seats and Ass Douching

I’ve been thinking it might be nice to have a bidet — there’s no room for one in any of the bathrooms I own or manage, but toilet paper just doesn’t seem to do it for me. I mean, sure, it wipes the shit away, but it never really feels like it’s completely clean. What [...]

Smuggling with Tits and Ass

The wisdom of the TSA says I can’t take more than about 3 ounces of liquids through the security checkpoint. Now, is it just me, or does this seem like a way to increase the airlines’ monopoly on you drinking in the air? It’s not like I couldn’t figure out ways to sneak liquids onto [...]

Yes, your ass looks fat in those jeans. Mmmmm.

Men are obsessed with women, so maybe it’s a defense mechanism that women keep trying to make us think they’re ugly. Not other women, of course, they’re all WAY hotter, but I’ll be caressing my woman, getting all snuggly and horny, and she’ll say, “Yuk, my belly’s too fat!” Now, I honestly hadn’t noticed, but [...]

Ass fucking

My two favorite topics seem to be sex and shit. So what’s more appropriate than my take on ass fucking? Personally, I’m just not into it, yet I always seem to want to do it. So many women say, “no don’t stick it in my ass” which makes it that forbidden fruit. But that fruit [...]