Pissing by the light of the silvery moon

It was a family thing… well, a common-law thing. You know we never did get married, so I guess her family isn’t really in the “in-law” crowd. At best they’re in the “common-law” crowd, but really they’re the people in my life because of my inexplicable love for the woman I choose to share a [...]

So, I don’t have herpes (but she does)

I don’t know how she could come back positive and I came back negative, but my blood-work shows I don’t have herpes. We’ve been having sex off and on since… what? 2004? That’s 7 years of hard fucking, tender lovemaking, quickies and waking up mid-sex in the middle of the night. She still thinks that [...]

My dreams are fucking annoying

I should really consider what I drink before I sleep… I mean, I do enjoy remembering my dreams, but sometimes I’m appalled at how transparent my psyche is when I remember what it does in my conscious absence. Oh, it would be nice if it was something like a busty, curvy girl riding on my [...]

Oh, by the way, I have herpes

On the way to work the other day she brings up. “You said you’ll always be honest with me.” “Yeah…” I hate conversations that start that way. “There weren’t any women other than the ones you told me about, right?” “No, why?” “I have herpes.” I don’t have herpes, at least there isn’t anywhere I [...]

I’m too sexy for a hospital gown

I had this little mole on my face that was bugging me. My doc said I should probably have a dermatologist look at it as “hmmm, those cells look kind of basal to me…” Always nice to get a casual, “Looks like you have cancer” comment. So I waited a month to get in to [...]

Angry at my erections

I had this worry, as I’m sure a lot of men do at some time or another, that my erections just weren’t as hard as they once were. Sure, I was worrying about this during the fourth or fifth time I was jacking off that day, but it becomes this almost self-reinforcing thing — I [...]

Sexual Predator — Why is that a bad thing?

He’s a pervert, a sexual predator, and he needs to be punished. Actually, I know a lot people who enjoy being punished… but that’s another story. David Wu is in trouble for being “acting in a sexually aggressive manner towards” an 18 year old daughter of one of his supporters. The age thing aside (he’s [...]

Pretty as a Porn Star

There’s this girl who works at the restaurant down the street from my office who looks JUST LIKE this girl I keep seeing when I’m surfing porn. She’s got the same huge tits, long hair dyed impossibly dark, and the same slutty, kind of pudgy face. I, of course, know what the porn star’s snatch [...]

Cute at a distance

She had a shock of flaming red hair and her skin was beautiful and creamy as it seemed to shift colors while moved across the parking lot. The little blue sundress was simultaneously innocent and sexy giving her an alluring look that wasn’t slutty or dirty. The beautiful summer day probably helped a lot — [...]

Keys to Her Heart

It started a few years ago — she gave me a key to her house. Just the knob for the front door, the deadbolt is keyed differently, so if she wanted to keep me out, she could just throw the bolt. For awhile I kept it on a separate keyring which I would grab if [...]