There is an age that girls reach where I just can’t help myself, I want to fuck them. In my blog Cougars and cock teases — it’s getting hard to tell the difference, I talked about how girls seem to rush to the age of 24 and then want to stay there as long as they can. Well, I’m thinking that fuckable age is probably “fertile” to mid-20s, which might explain a lot.
Look, I’m a guy. I’m a complex creature with some pretty simple motivations. That hindbrain that tells me to go fuck something is wired to the survival of the species. I can’t just fuck anyone (okay, I can, but let’s leave my perversions out of this for a second). I need to fuck someone who will catch my seed and propagate my genetic material.
There’s something about young flesh that just makes my head turn and my dick twitch. Mind you, there’s something about young brains that make my head shake and my dick droop, but I’m talking first impressions here.
I’m not talking about supermodels, either. I’m talking about girls that really, by all rights, should be ugly chicks. But they’re putting out pheromones or something. She’s a stupid little girl, but she has my dick in her hand — and she’s not even touching me. Half the time she doesn’t even know that she’s making me hard, and she’d probably never stop slapping me if she could see what’s in my head.
I do find that the fuckable range is drifting into older years as I get older — 18 year olds really don’t make my dick twitch anymore. Okay, some 18 year olds still start the blood flowing, although they’re usually the ones who have consumed too much milk produced with rBST injected cows (and don’t think I haven’t noticed that rBST looks like an anagram for BrST or BreaST).
The Big Bopper sang there’s nothing in the world like a big eyed girl to make me act so funny, make me spend my money. It’s bad enough when she doesn’t know she’s doing it, but when a young, fertile piece of ass knows how to harness that power, she can harness men to her will.
But I have a defense against these powers. It’s called sex. It might take a few times, but once I get that urge satisfied, I can look at girl with rational eyes — and if she’s a stupid girl, or a conniving bitch, the spell is broken.
Actually, if I’m forced to listen to her radio station, that’s usually enough to break the spell for me, but we could still screw a few times…